No words to describe it. What happened to Al Bundy shilling for Nike? Most posts here are obscure or rarely seen commercials not the incessant ones that drive us to want to commit suicide. The one where the kid farts on his grandma. She was probably using a wet towel to dry herself off with. Now JJ from Good Times is on the Medicare Ad bandwagon. So instead of a standard voice-over ad telling us all the miraculous miracles one will find in each bottle, now we have random "actual Prevagen users" going on and on about the miraculous miracles they've found in each bottle. Or that long Caleb/Alec shriners. the United States Hang in there. Argh - it is November 2 and already that incredibly UN -funny older woman who is bursting into Ross with 2 shopping carts and is gleefully filling them to the brim with fabulous gifts from Ross. No R393.but apparently Rob Gronkowski is. Martha Stewart is 80 this year and I don't care how much of a bitch she may be to work for, she seems like an angel compared to that other Martha -- and at least she's beautiful (still)! This thread is archived. Lost them to or he drove them to? [quote] The sad animal commercial, with the fucking annoying chick practically crying through the dialogue. Hundreds of helium-voiced bitches sitting around yakking. [quote] they get the whitest guy on the planet as there voice over. Especially a Hess truck attached to a giant penis rocket ship. Like people walking around in a park or eating at a table or going to the grocery store and the sun is blinding and everyone is super happy and moving in slow motion. The Spectrum cable monster ads are back. That Keeps commercial with the guy who looks like Byron Allen with a gheri curl or probably just 80s Byron Allen. R416. If you watch the Ricky Gervais series, "After Life", you get a real glimpse at the type of person who adores Kevin Hart. The Trinet payroll commercial with the morbidly obese valley talking girl going on about her bling while the sad black girl who didn't get a bonus just sits there and listens to her. Why does the boy stand on the bow of the ship in the 13th . The Top Toothpastes Colgate Total. This was when Bruce was the Ozzie Nelson type dad - no sign of Caitlyn - no Kanye. The one where the woman tries to tell her family that she saved $20 on a hair dryer by using Honey. Also was watching the show Killer Kids where I think its the Make A Wish cancer kids is a sponsor Its sick children in the commercial regardless and reminds me of how Drizly advertises for the show Intervention. Arent drawers underwear? Really? Medicare annual open enrollment with MARTHA is the absolute worst TV commercial I have ever seen. I love that hanes commercial, its balltastic ! You know, the song you hear AT CHRISTMAS TIME. Very sexy man. Should've shared a link R62, cuz this shit is hilarious. [quote]I think the bigger question is what channels are you watching that show these terrible ad spots. They are selling basic fucking existence. Thank you! The Suvie "countertop kitchen robot" commercial where some 19 year old is traipsing around her mansion's kitchen wing in an outfit from Star Trek's Ten Forward lounge. So this poor kid had to memorize the lyrics to their ridiculous theme song to show what an incredible time hes having while eating sour cream with the family. That he wasnt and was on the children of the corn on wheels, its the bus driver that needs to be disciplined and have action taken against them. Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." Pet smart does Oliver!, The cruise line commercial that features a dark, gothic, scary rendition of "What a Wonderful World.". It just puzzles me that I, as a below the line person could survive not working for 7 months without substantial savings (I'm not touching my retirement), while these people are surely millionaires. I've gotten very good at grabbing the remote and hitting the SKIP button as soon as I see Blondie bent over to show how you can't detect the diapers in her yoga pants. Dis bish doesn't have anything else to do but shill for this game? Nope. Thank you. The singing is so horrible I have no idea WTF they are selling. Also the Little Cesars commercial where Ed Sheran screams bloody murder cause the cashier told him they made changes to the pizza only for her to say they tripled the amount of pepperonis. I know it's petty but there you have it. *Patients receive a discount when you recommend through Colgate Professional Direct. While seeking a seat, he introduces himself and beams his bright smile to a young girl, who cheerfully offers her name and they begin a conversation. I have never been so annoyed by a commercial - and that's saying a lot. Everything about it is the stuff of nightmares. This time, they're hanging in a karaoke bar. James Cordon for WW. I like Mike Shara in the AAA spoof of the Allstate mayhem ads. R480, I'll add the Peyronie's Disease ad to your post. Credit where due, sounds like it should help some people. Oooh, a suburban family doing some lame ass rap and dancing- how quirky!! She dances like some cruiseship performer. I cant hit the mute button fast enough. Not all of us are TV zombies with cable. Some features on this site require a subscription. The Burger King Commercial with the Dancing King who says that he would eat a burger if he had a mouth. The boy just stares in awe at his uncle while playing basketball and eating snacks. Smile with strength by protecting your tooth enamel with Colgate Enamel Health mouthwash. Dont know which is more peculiar, writing to the dead or writing a letter to your multiple sclerosis. It seems that the new Aidy Bryant commercial for old Navy, looks like the road company of Disney's Fantasia. It's brief and to the point. Id like to see that Dyke covered in that gallon of ranch dressing topped with her Coo Coo Crusty. I cant understand the point of the way the woman does the cha Ching commercial - she does it dead pan and wears that weird wig. R177=What about the annoying chatterbox who talks so fast she's unintelligible? What Can Your Smile Do? sums up a TV commercial from Colgate, depicting the experience of a young boy who is visually impaired and boarding a school bus. He looks ridiculous yelling at the screen ITS FREE. The blond guy with the dog on the Liberty Mutual commercials has BDF, but is annoying. They do use scare tactic methods and are as dramatic as it gets (WHILE THE REST OF US DIE!!!!!!!!) Do they use it as a sexual lubricant? The poor pathetic man in the Previgen commercial who does motivational speaking when he's not substitute teaching. When you literally turn things into black and white ONLY issues youre gonna alienate the rest and with their cash cow South Park now running new shows and repeats on Paramount Plus, what do you thinks gonna happen? Wheres the hello Im your penis commercial. when he's offered cake and then claps his hands because he's just so damn proud of himself. NECROSIS, in addition to a whole host of things. The other ad is for an eyeglass place - Sharon is show standing in front of a rack of glasses and is trying on frames to choose. Sensodyne ProNamel Gentle Whitening Toothpaste. Jude.post before passive aggressive Oh Dear doofus. Ill be right over! They are starting a program to pay tuition and expenses for employees seeking Bachelor's degrees in any field. Not once until the famous Jack N the Box commercial did I ever hear the word chipotle ever uttered obviously especially at our restaurants. WHO the fuck is ruining that Beatles song "From Me To You" ??? He used to be adorable, now he's just meh. What idiot came up with that POS?! What is she, Beanie Feldstein's understudy in Funny Girl? The Beachbody commercial featuring the welder. so there :D\r\renjoy!\r\rWhen cutie Katie makes a scene\rshe wears a smile brushed 3 ways clean\r\rCleaner breath. He looks old and sad just like Joe Namath. R541. The Planet Fitness ads featuring William Shatner and Dennis Rodman. The Geico gecko needs to be done. Thats a scam R226. The TeleDoc commercials are ridiculous, one of them is suggesting women get their vagine checked! And now the hello Im your vagina commercial. I despise the ads for Big Lots with Eric Stonestreet and Molly Shannon. But what can I do? I watch a lot of NFL on Sundays (that's football for those of you who don't know) and I am so fucking sick of the State Farm commercials with Ms Aaron and/or Patrick Mahones and the Katee McKinnon Verizon commercials! No, there isnt. Is she trying to be funny? The way she says Neutra-gena makes my skin crawl. I'm not sure what they're advertising but the commercial features a little boy with one of those cloying affected childish voices asking "Did you know" about an endless stream of subjects until his mom says "Did you know we love how many things you know?" Cerebral palsy (CP) is caused by abnormal development of the brain or damage to the developing brain that affects a childs ability to control his or her muscles. We are changing the login scheme for contributors for simpler login and to better support using multiple devices. Like haha bitch, you [bold]obviously[/bold] know the rules of the game we call life so well! The commercials are long, tedious, and feature washed-up elderly actors and athletes that just make you sad. While they can be amusing at times I find them one note and irritating in these commercials. That stupid commercial is shown on too many channels. So over that! Is he somebody? The burger king commercial with the whispering idiot narrator does the same thing. As she walks across the stage, the audience welcomes her with applause. Another idiotic Liberty Mutual spot with the lookalike dog and master. In the detergent commercial where the older parents are talking about their married children moving back into the house, which gives them more laundry to do but the product works like a miracle - the girl at the end drinking from a juice box but spilling it all over the front of her clothes, is she "special"? [quote] I thought that guy was J. Who cares about his weak eye? Tired of his creepy looks and body. Callcott died of cancer in Noosa, Queensland on 10 May 2013, aged 66. Like most other things these days, you can pretty easily find the names of actors in TV commercials through a simple online search. Some say the Mother says "Happy Birthday" and others say she says "Happy First Day" as in his new job. Also, I agree with the poster above about Shaquille. It's fucking January, not the holiday season. Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads. I think the Amazon before the wedding commercial should only run in Russia as part of the sanctions. How long do people live with cerebral palsy? There's a Colgate commercial with a little boy who's blind and he gets on the school bus and makes new friends. The Amazon commercial with the bird feeder. Cleaner taste. Right on the crowded subway. The Sopranos Chevy spot. Thanks to those people who sent info about the video. Best of the Super Bowl ads? Such a stupid commercial. I can't stand any of the Sonic ads but I especially hate the one where three retards are in the truck probably on their way home from a circle jerk in the woods. Can't stand them. I still despise EVERY commercial that has Kevin Hart screaming. YYYY Colgate-Palmolive Company. R27. They obviously think were all poor morons. Mr. Johnson, your daughter is a very good kisser, but she doesn't know how to wash her pussy. Colgate Total Diligence TV Commercial 2017 - YouTube 0:00 / 0:37 Colgate Total Diligence TV Commercial 2017 OzLandTV 3.55K subscribers Subscribe 127K views 2 years ago Colgate Total. [quote] I love the Applebee's commercial with the dancers. Finger Hut with the jungle black woman doing a jungle dance while mowing her lawn with a push mower. Other products worth mentioning are 3M Oral Care Clinpro Tooth Crme Anti Cavity Toothpaste and Colgate Sensitive Toothpaste. And I always imagine they smell like Pizza Hut anyway. speech. Obviously he's a new chef. The Covenant House commercial that uses the anti-human hymn "Amazing Grace.". I'm on the East Coast. May he just needs to open them. Alexa should refuse to keep rewinding the damn show. They see each other at their respective front doors which appear to be next to each other. Thanks to those people who sent info about the video. I have to mute the tv. I'm the cute one now. Very contrived and arrogant to give that much credit to a metal box with wheels. What an obnoxious brat. THANKFULLY. Brushing & Flossing Teeth Whitening Nutrition & Oral Health Adult Oral Care. Her kids scream at her to get out of their room and her mom waves her away like an insect. It's like he's talking to the hearing impaired. The Duluth Trading Company "Funk No" underwear commercial. I deeply HATE those Prevagen spots. This shit has got to stop. I hate loud/yelling commercials. Do they even show that commercial any more? Yeah thanks guys. Everything about that commercial was beyond cringe but that the blind boy found the one person on that entire bus that acts like a civilized human being is plenty of reason to smile . R106, and please make TLC stop showing the ads for Dr. Pimple Popper!! The more I think about that Hungry Root commercial the more pissed off I get. That ugly, red-headed, skinny thing in the recent Walgreens commercial. Hes doin more than a dollop of Daisy, Ill tell ya that much. First of all those kids have no soul if thats how they treat the handicapped cause its not so much as letting him sit there, its giving up your seat for him like the signs on even the school buses Im sure say. The best part is when the frau preggo wife waddles in and swears they had run out and he being a complete sociopath simply says we did. Has that women pooping one been mentioned? The Colgate company in South Africa assured its customers in June that its products were 100 percent safe and said the United States did not import toothpaste from the country. What the FUCK??? Why was your fridge empty to begin with, bitch? Anyone know who the muscle hunk is in this Just Egg commersh with Kelly? The stupid announcer and all those actors repeating what he just said. The new one makes me laugh so hard cause theres a little boy in the new commercial and you can see him at the end lip syncing to the their theme music. That colgate ad where the "blind" kid gets on the school bus and makes a friend awww. Poor Kevin thinks yelling at the top of his lungs is funny. Funny how Caesars used to be so classy, and they go with a Silly Caesar as opposed to MGM they went with Fox. In one of them, she accosts a cashier at work LMAO. I hate that commercial with a passion. Colgates new campaign in Hong Kong, Smile Out Loud, challenges unrealistic beauty standards, with Thai/African influencer Suzie Wadee and real-sized beauty queen Ann-Scott Kemmis helping to debunk the idea of the so-called perfect teeth. Makes sense like that commercial where his idol Charlamagne Tha God talks about the friends he lost to suicide. I say fuck your empty-assed refrigerator that is suddenly packed with a bunch of plastic containers of food you will probably never even open and eat. They have this thin bland woman who looks like she is wearing a blonde wig. Bell replaces actress Brooke Shields in this role, who had been the brand ambassador . They run that ad incessantly followed by the Holocaust survivors commercial that takes all of 15 mins. R53 what about those oldies trying to sell walk-in bathtubs? That women's pad commercial where a woman in white leaps over a camera and appears to have dropped a clot in her pants. He annoys me more than the "Heroes in Film" book club lady. She's so fucking annoying. Aha! WTF! Idris Elba for Booking.com, Laurence Fishberg for some video game, Zendaya for Square Space , Ewan McGregor for Expedia, a gang of people for Nissan. James Harrison from high school?" commercial featuring "Bill"? Take a look at Explore opportunities. as she drives around, that seemingly inspire her for her story, as the writer gets a big smile on her face. 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